﻿“Two Ships For One.”—News. 
Yep. And One Delegate On Each Ship. 
One delegate in each shop—chosen in the shop (No imported sardines allowed.) 

Rumor Has It: 
“The Inland Waterways, among them Erie Canal, is tied-up with a strike.”—Boatmen assure us “Owners promise of Reformation doesn’t add-up in the pocketbook.” Note: canalbargemen have pocketbooks—this is the first hint the boatowners got wind-of in long time. Looks as if the “captains” are put for to garner some of the chips they were gipped out of in the past several years. More power to ‘em! 

Strangely enough the demands of the strikers are more than reasonable and, if aceeded to, the monies will constitute an inferior grade of chicken feed with a low calory content. 

Most all sabotage is performed by stoolpigeons. This indicates a frailty in governmental bodies Too often the sabotages result is but a retardation of progress and the result of that in turn is the dissintegration of capitalist world in all its phases 
I cannot see any percentage in it for the parasites—and their stools of course—only grief. 
They mean well enough but the future generations will forget to praise them and they, themselves, will NOT live long enough to brag about the good things of life. 
Heluva mission to have in life—spite your own face. 

Intolerance is getting a mighty foothold in the body politic, somewhat after the manner of the purists (puritans) sitting next to their seismographs 
All of a sudden up jumps one of them and gasps: 
“Fellow workers, my seismograph just now registered that T-bone Slim has his nose in a glass of beer, again.” (Three Wobblies keeled-over in a dead faint)— 
But shortly, who’s been places, lifted his eye brows and inquired: “Good as Slim is, mebbe he couldn’t get the glass into his nose?”—